I’ve been doing this too long to pretend it’s glamorous. But if you’re curious and want a beginner speedrun guide that doesn’t talk to you like a robot, pull up a chair. I’m that friend who tells you the truth about PBs, splits, Any%, glitchless, RNG, routes, and why your first run will probably be…
I’ve been watching, timing, and yes, failing Minecraft runs for over a decade, and I still get goosebumps when someone threatens a new minecraft speedrun record. In my experience, the words that swirl around that moment—any%, random seed (RSG), set seed (SSG), 1.16, Nether, Bastion, Fortress, blaze rods, ender pearls, PB, RNG, route, strats, splits,…
So you want to learn how to speedrun games. Cool. Risky choice for your sleep schedule, but cool. In my experience, the basics come down to a few things: routing (the plan), movement tech (how you actually move fast), splits (your segment times), RNG (random stuff), and raw willpower. I’ve chased PBs (personal bests), I’ve…
So I’ve been doing elden ring speedrun stuff since before people figured out what a “zip” was, and yes, I still have calluses from spam-rolling through dogs in Caelid. In my experience, the fun sits in the mess: Any%, glitchless, all remembrances, PB hunting, WR drama, routing scribbles on sticky notes, botched splits, and that…
